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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Its Episode 51 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own dirt flap Ted Hanky!
This week Mala tells us about his new job and brings a few perks of the job home to sample, Ted is furious by the Middlesbrough result, and the Offshore Boys return with a very sombre episode where Barry has some very bad news for Pybo.
Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
This weeks sponsor of the show is The Homemade Deli in Netherfields, Middlesbrough. Click here for the Homemade Deli Facebook page.
#makeborogreatagain
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote
Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Its Episode 50 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast', a landmark special!
Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala celebrate 50 podcast episodes with an Offshore Boys Special where Barry and Pybo are off to Magaluf on a lads holiday! .... "Weeeelll.... don't want one of your onshore holidays mind!"
Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote
Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Gabber by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch
Crux by BRNSWK | https://soundcloud.com/brunswik
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Episode 49 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Dr Lovelength Ted Hanky.
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
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In this weeks episode Mala showcases his proud gardening work, Ted and Mala hatch a plan to watch the first post lockdown Boro game live at the stadium when no one else is allowed in, and the lads from the Tribes of Teesside all meet up online using Nasir's new virtual meeting platform called SKOOM.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Episode 48 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own mammary lover Ted Hanky.
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
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Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x
In this weeks episode Ted and Mala discuss the new relaxed lockdown rules, reopening the Golden Eagle in Thornaby, and Nasir pops round with some leaflets for his new coffee shop.
Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'... Plus a load more waffle.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday May 27, 2020
Wednesday May 27, 2020
It's episode 47 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Plump Pumper Ted Hanky.
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
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Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x
In this weeks episode Ted talks about a new crime fighter on the streets of Teesside .... Boro Batman, Malas getting proactive and applied for a new job, and Ted and Mala head out and about around the streets of Thornaby to record this weeks show and meet a number of familiar voices along the way.
Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. Plus a load more waffle.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a big dirty bum wipe you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
or treat him to the cost of a pint, a large felt tip, a packet of custard creams or a new car at this link:Donate to Ted!!
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Noel Curry from 'The Glorious Free Republic of Yorkshire Radio Show' for his contribution to the show. Check his show out here: https://freeyorksradio.podbean.com/
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Spring' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Play Easy' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'Disco Attempt 1' by TeknoAXE | http://teknoaxe.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday May 20, 2020
Wednesday May 20, 2020
It's episode 46 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Minge the Merciless Ted Hanky.
PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.
Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote
Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x
In this weeks episode Ted bounces about his new business idea involving pizza shops and sex workers, Mala talks in detail about an old flame called Ginger Karen, and Ted plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. Plus a load more waffle.
No listener questions this week again as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live 10pm on Wednesday night.
You can watch last weeks interview with Boris here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like an awesome sexbomb you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
or treat him to the cost of a pint, a large felt tip, a packet of custard creams or a new car at this link:Donate to Ted!!
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Noel Curry from 'The Glorious Free Republic of Yorkshire Radio Show' for his contribution to the show. Check his show out here: https://freeyorksradio.podbean.com/
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
It's episode 45 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky.
This week Mala surprises Ted with a lovely sentimental gift he's stolen from Ted's all time favourite nightclub - The Mall in Stockton.
Nasa's new Joe Wicks style business idea is discussed in great detail, and the lads also debate if the A66 could be utilised as a dog racing track during these quiet times of lockdown?
Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live 10pm on Wednesday night.
You can watch last weeks interview with Donald Trump here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, references to drug taking, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Chill' by Sakura Hz | https://soundcloud.com/sakurahertz
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
It's episode 44 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own shifty shufty shafter Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is accused of using charity money to purchase a gold statue of Boro Legend Uwe Fuchs for his pond, the boys discuss Mala's new screen play 'The Return of The Video Man', and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live on Wednesday night. You can watch last weeks interview with Donald Trump here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, references to drug taking, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Dramatic Interlude' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Dark Knight' by Serge Narcissoff
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
It's episode 43 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own nik nak paddy whack Ted Hanky.
This week the boys discuss Mala's theory on the disappearance of Kim Jong-Un, Trumps disinfectant drinks, and a rather strange (and offensive) excursion trip where you can pay to live like a homeless person. Ted also plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch previous weeks here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
It's episode 42 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own plank yanker Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala discuss lockdown grassers, a revised Seven Wonders of the World (based on Teesside), Mikkel Beck's Exhibition match at the Riverside against old Boro players, and the petition that's been started for Ted and Mala to be commentators for this match. Plus, Bobby Delvechio swings by with an update on gigs and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch previous weeks here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like an sexy cod piece you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Chris Lumb for voice over work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US