Comedy

An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala.
Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content.

*Not for the easily offended*

A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

Episodes

🔥 ITS EPISODE 100 OF TED TALKS - THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥

BONK ON!!! 

Dead chuffed to have hit 100 episodes. Thanks everyone ❤️

This week we've got the usual random cack and topics of discussion from Ted and Mala - plus a Boro Batman sketch, 'Mala's Mostments', and love advice from horny hispanic disco devil .... Randy Diablo. 

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 

JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE

 

Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

Music

'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'Vacaciones' by Mike Leite | https://soundcloud.com/mikeleite

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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It's Episode 99 of Ted Talks ... on this weeks show Ted and Mala have moved into thier new apartment in Stockton and discuss in detail some of the local delights surrounding it. Mala's got a new very "Un-PC" jacket. Ted gives his thoughts on "cut and shut Mam's". And Mala shares a very spooky tale from his childhood.... "thwap thwap thwap... "

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 

JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE

 

Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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The Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special.

Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also shares a few changes to his life since the last episode.

Mala gives some insight into police operation names, vents his anger at whoever names storms & hurricanes, and pitches his new 'Only Fans' page.

Also on the show is a Christmas crime and safety awareness message from Boro Batman and Ted and Mala attend Doriva's Nativity play with hilarious consequences.

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 

Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Silent Night' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'Frankincense And Myrrh' by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley

Krampus Is Here by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!! 

Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events. 

Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell. 

Thank you to everyone who has listened, shared, and contributed to the show. LOVE YOU LOADS!!

There will be 3 BONUS episodes released over the coming weeks exclusively for Patrons Supporters. 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV 

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Greenlands' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files.

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV 

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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This week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart the lazy world of Super Mario. 

Plus, the Offshore Boys are back and have been summoned before the Offshore Elders for a very special job offer.

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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This week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer, and the lads reflect on their time on hit BBC1 quiz show 'Pointless'.

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan lotion for him. 

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'short hair' by Deoxys Beats | https://soundcloud.com/deoxysbeats1

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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This week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat Sharpe's 'Fun House'.

Ted also announces his new podcast for the Euro's. 

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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It's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on Supermarket Sweep.

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.

 

You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Shoe Cake Comedy production

Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny. 

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)

#makeborogreatagain

Music

'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'The Prodigy Style Track' by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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