Comedy

Ted Hanky talks EVERYTHING Teesside and beyond …. plus other crap! Football, comedy, satire, parody. A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy Production - Sponsored by Jokepit.com - The Comedy Box Office.

Episodes

Its Episode 57 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bellend ... Ted Hanky!

 

This week Ted and Mala discuss Grant Hall, half price Boris nosh, The Springfield Hotel, rooftop gigging, COVID cat's, and how to correctly address 'little people'.

Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Barry takes Pybo to see .... THE OFFSHORE ELDERS!

 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211

 

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

 

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'Dark Knight' by Serge Narcissoff

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Its Episode 56 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by THE HUNK WIV MASSIVE JUNK' ... Ted Hanky! This weeks guest sponsor is Teesside Dementia Link Services

 

This week Ted and Mala discuss which cartoon flange really gets them going and have an in depth debate about the rules of wearing a face mask (kindly provided by Teesside Dementia Link Services). The show also features Ted and Mala's special Boro Player Awards, and an uplifting message from the main man himself .... Neil Warlock. 

Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Pybo is in big trouble!

 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211

 

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

 

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Motivational Piano Background Music by Nikita Lukyanov | https://soundcloud.com/lukyanovnikita

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Its Episode 55 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'Mr Miff Tickler' ... Ted Hanky!

Sponsored by cocksonsocks.com

 

This week Ted and Mala discuss the ever depleting Middlesbrough F.C squad, the mystery white van on Redcar beach, and Ted's journey so far through the stages of becoming a vicar.

Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with a FANTASTIC episode ... Pybo is on a very famous TV quiz show.

 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211

 

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and also Chris Lumb for voicework.

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

 

Music

'Silly Intro', 'Lurking Sloth', & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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Its Episode 54 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'The Beast of the North East' ... Ted Hanky!

This week Ted and Mala discuss the Golden Eagle closing down, E-Scooters, their brand new invention 'Electric Jeans', and Ted's vocation to join the priesthood. Plus loads more waffle!

Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another cracking episode from Redcar beach and Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

 

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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Its Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky!

This week Ted and Mala discuss the optimum age of a MILF, the difficulty of directing your wee straight after a scuttle, Boro's two league defeats, the secret behind Wigan Athletics pending administration, Mala's new job, and Ted's application for the vacant lead singer role in top UK band Kasabian. 

Plus, the Offshore Boys with another splendid episode... Pybo's on a date.

Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. 

Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance

Additional credits this week to Chris Giles and Craig Jones

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

 

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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Its Episode 52 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own slice nibbler Ted Hanky!

This week Ted and Mala talk about: Middlesbrough's win, Neil Warlock, Rudy Gestede, fake crowd noise, George Michael, Stevie Vickers, bin dipping, and loads of other tripe! 

Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Be on the next show, leave a question by calling this number: 07955750211

Plus, the Offshore Boys feature yet again with another classic episode.

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. 

Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote

Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

Vacaciones by Mike Leite | https://soundcloud.com/mikeleite

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Its Episode 51 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own dirt flap Ted Hanky!

This week Mala tells us about his new job and brings a few perks of the job home to sample, Ted is furious by the Middlesbrough result, and the Offshore Boys return with a very sombre episode where Barry has some very bad news for Pybo.

Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

This weeks sponsor of the show is The Homemade Deli in Netherfields, Middlesbrough. Click here for the Homemade Deli Facebook page.

#makeborogreatagain

 

PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. 

Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote

Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Its Episode 50 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast', a landmark special!

Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky!

 

This week Ted and Mala celebrate 50 podcast episodes with an Offshore Boys Special where Barry and Pybo are off to Magaluf on a lads holiday! .... "Weeeelll.... don't want one of your onshore holidays mind!"

Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

 

PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. 

Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote

Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x

 

Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

 

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

 

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

Gabber by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch

Crux by BRNSWK | https://soundcloud.com/brunswik

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Episode 49 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Dr Lovelength Ted Hanky.

PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. 

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In this weeks episode Mala showcases his proud gardening work, Ted and Mala hatch a plan to watch the first post lockdown Boro game live at the stadium when no one else is allowed in, and the lads from the Tribes of Teesside all meet up online using Nasir's new virtual meeting platform called SKOOM. 

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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Episode 48 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own mammary lover Ted Hanky.

PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. 

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In this weeks episode Ted and Mala discuss the new relaxed lockdown rules, reopening the Golden Eagle in Thornaby, and Nasir pops round with some leaflets for his new coffee shop. 

Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'... Plus a load more waffle.

The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

#makeborogreatagain

Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.

Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

Written and performed by Ted Hanky

Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 

Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production

Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com

NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/

N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.

Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.

Music

'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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