The Ted Hanky Podcast

🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Middlesbrough Football Club's New Swedish Manager! Ted & Mala chat all things Kim Hellberg, they berate the Weatherspoons game (and people who play it), and Ted airs his disgust about people who put their Xmas decorations up early!

🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)

💬 Join in
Are we happy with the new manager? 

☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.

📣 Please share the show with anyone who’ll enjoy it—cheers! 🙏

 

🎭 Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala

🤝 Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton → https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

🌐 Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

⚠️ Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.

🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK — and it’s **LAST MAM STANDING**!

Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Who’ll be crowned the ultimate Mam?

🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)

💬 Join in
Who should enter the next bracket? Comment your Mam nominations and local legends.

☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.

📣 Please share the show with anyone who’ll enjoy it—cheers! 🙏

 

🎭 Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala

🤝 Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton → https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

🌐 Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

⚠️ Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.

This week Ted and Mala discuss the impending interstellar visitor to our solar system, 3i Atlas. Is it aliens? or is it just a comet. Plus ... a good chat about the Boro and Peptides too.

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted announces he's back on the dating apps and Mala has a rant about Aunt Bessie's Puddings.

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted and Mala discuss the appointment of new Boro Manager Rob Edwards, the Oasis Tour, and Day Disco's!

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week, Ted's Mam Barbara drops in unannounced ... with a special guest.

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted and Mala discuss annoying Tik Toker's, and a rather interesting idea for fan experience days with Middlesbrough footballers - past and present.

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted and Mala discuss Ted's cruise, food vloggers, dance offs on the India / Pakistan border, and the new Pope!

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted and Mala discuss robotic shopping deliveries, Thomas Tuchel's big ear, and the annoying common phrases used by all the Divvy's, Doyle's, and Bell Whiff's of Teesside. 

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

This week Ted rants about his holiday to Scutlins and his latest fitness adventure called "LAIZE" ... but he's also MEGA CHUFFED by his new celebrity follower .... who could it be???

 

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.

Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast

Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?

☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.

 

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

 
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material. 

Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/


Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!