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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE š https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as āVery Vic & Bobā by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Jan 10, 2026
Jan 10, 2026
27 min
š„ The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with a special Happy New Year edition!
Join Ted and Mala as they share their new year resolutions and make a commitment to bring you the finest Ragga song ever created .... but from Teesside.
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š§ Prefer to watch?
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š Watch more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWtAbpUq2rKfKTHymomv57ET3pu1f4r57
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š¬ Join in
Any videographers, camera people, amateur film makers who want to get involved with creating the music video to Ted & Mala's Ragga record, get in touchš
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ā ļø Parody & content note This show is parody. Characters and situations are exaggerated for comedic effect; no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft references only some Teessider's will get, and loads of āyou know warra meanās. Not for bairns or the easily offended.
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š„ Credits Host: Ted Hanky ⢠Featuring: Mala ⢠Producer: Ted Hanky
š Teesside keywords Middlesbrough, Boro, Stockton-on-Tees, #UTB, Teesside comedy, British humour, character comedy
#comedy #podcast #Teesside #ragga

Dec 16, 2025
Dec 16, 2025
47 min
š„ The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO!
Join Ted and Mala as they reminisce on some magical nights out they've had on Teesside over the years during this festive period.
š§ Prefer to watch?
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š¬ Join in
Comment with your best memories and stories of a night out over Christmas on Teesside š
ā Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi ā https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month, Ted could keep up his āBush Babesā subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
š£ Please share the show with anyone whoāll enjoy itācheers! š
Ā
š Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
š¤ Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton ā https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
š Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
ā ļø Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of āyou know warra meanās. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.

Nov 25, 2025
Nov 25, 2025
32 min
š„ The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Middlesbrough Football Club's New Swedish Manager! Ted & Mala chat all things Kim Hellberg, they berate the Weatherspoons game (and people who play it), and Ted airs his disgust about people who put their Xmas decorations up early!
š§ Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube ā https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And donāt forget to follow the channel š)
š¬ Join in
Are we happy with the new manager?Ā
ā Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi ā https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month, Ted could keep up his āBush Babesā subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
š£ Please share the show with anyone whoāll enjoy itācheers! š
Ā
š Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
š¤ Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton ā https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
š Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
ā ļø Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of āyou know warra meanās. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.

Oct 24, 2025
Oct 24, 2025
26 min
š„ The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK ā and itās **LAST MAM STANDING**!
Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Whoāll be crowned the ultimate Mam?
š§ Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube ā https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And donāt forget to follow the channel š)
š¬ Join in
Who should enter the next bracket? Comment your Mam nominations and local legends.
ā Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi ā https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month, Ted could keep up his āBush Babesā subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
š£ Please share the show with anyone whoāll enjoy itācheers! š
Ā
š Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
š¤ Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton ā https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
š Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
ā ļø Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of āyou know warra meanās. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.

Oct 3, 2025
Oct 3, 2025
35 min
This week Ted and Mala discuss the impending interstellar visitor to our solar system, 3i Atlas. Is it aliens? or is it just a comet. Plus ... a good chat about the Boro and Peptides too.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Sep 19, 2025
Sep 19, 2025
28 min
This week Ted announces he's back on the dating apps and Mala has a rant about Aunt Bessie's Puddings.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Jul 18, 2025
Jul 18, 2025
28 min
This week Ted and Mala discuss the appointment of new Boro Manager Rob Edwards, the Oasis Tour, and Day Disco's!
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Jun 20, 2025
Jun 20, 2025
25 min
This week, Ted's Mam Barbara drops in unannounced ... with a special guest.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Jun 6, 2025
Jun 6, 2025
26 min
This week Ted and Mala discuss annoying Tik Toker's, and a rather interesting idea for fan experience days with Middlesbrough footballers - past and present.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

May 16, 2025
May 16, 2025
35 min
This week Ted and Mala discuss Ted's cruise, food vloggers, dance offs on the India / Pakistan border, and the new Pope!
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
