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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

4 days ago
The Ted Hanky Podcast : On Point!
4 days ago
4 days ago
This week Ted and Mala discuss robotic shopping deliveries, Thomas Tuchel's big ear, and the annoying common phrases used by all the Divvy's, Doyle's, and Bell Whiff's of Teesside.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Mar 07, 2025
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Scutlins
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
This week Ted rants about his holiday to Scutlins and his latest fitness adventure called "LAIZE" ... but he's also MEGA CHUFFED by his new celebrity follower .... who could it be???
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Feb 07, 2025
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Trump
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss the return of Trump and Day Raves 😂
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Jan 24, 2025
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Stereotypes
Friday Jan 24, 2025
Friday Jan 24, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss stereotypes .... sorry in advance 😂
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Jan 17, 2025
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sweat Box
Friday Jan 17, 2025
Friday Jan 17, 2025
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ted and Mala are back talking sh**e about new year resolutions and gym memberships.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Shilajit War
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
It's a Christmas special of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Ted and Mala have a conflab about the current Shilajit wars on Teesside and receive a few phone calls from some podcast favourites of the past.
Shilajit is available from www.magictreesuperfoods.co.uk
Use code TED58369 and save 10%.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Dec 20, 2024
The Ted Hanky Podcast : A New Name & Offshore Mam's!
Friday Dec 20, 2024
Friday Dec 20, 2024
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Ted and Mala discuss where Ted has been and why the podcast has a new name ... also, Mala has a class idea about offshore Mams at Boro matches!
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Nov 29, 2024
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Cruising
Friday Nov 29, 2024
Friday Nov 29, 2024
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Ted returns with stories of the high seas from his time working on a cruise ship and Mala loses his rag about politics!
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Friday Nov 08, 2024
The Ted Hanky Podcast : "I Hate This Time Of Year!"
Friday Nov 08, 2024
Friday Nov 08, 2024
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
This week Ted is ranting about Halloween and Bonfire Night, and Mala has an idea for the Bonlea Estate.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Saturday Oct 19, 2024
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Social Media Trend's
Saturday Oct 19, 2024
Saturday Oct 19, 2024
It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast.
This week Ted and Mala are talking about all the social media trends that wind them up ... and Mala's trusty dog Genghis is finally revealed.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!