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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Its Episode 61 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by the lean mean bean flicker ... Mr Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss a number of their pet hates ... should they go into Womb 101 and be banished forever or be allowed to still exist in the world today?
Also, another brill episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... could there be a wedding on the cards for Barry and Pybo's Mam?
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Its Episode 60 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's hairiest ball bag... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted shares his new invention to help those poor people escaping their countries to come to the UK, Mala has been unknowingly assassinating Russian politicians, and Nasir's new business venture sounds like a proper pain in the arse ... quite literally!
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another TOP episode where Barry has some life changing news for Pybo.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Its Episode 59 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's greatest knacker nut ... Ted Hanky!
This week Mala shares a mysterious encounter he wants to forget, Neil Warlock gives us an update on moving to the area, and Ted reveals Nasir's new business venture ... 'Radio Nasir'.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode where Pybo is throwing a house warming party.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Its Episode 58 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's finest flange fondler ... Ted Hanky!
This week Mala introduces Ted to the posh horse he's looking after and Ted reveals some interesting facts about Mala's new "lady friend" ... Gumbo Sue.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another FAB episode where Pybo is buying a new house in Wynyard and we also hear from the Teesside's new crime fighting force of Commissioner Billy Mac and Boro Batman.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Its Episode 57 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bellend ... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss Grant Hall, half price Boris nosh, The Springfield Hotel, rooftop gigging, COVID cat's, and how to correctly address 'little people'.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Barry takes Pybo to see .... THE OFFSHORE ELDERS!
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Dark Knight' by Serge Narcissoff
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Its Episode 56 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by THE HUNK WIV MASSIVE JUNK' ... Ted Hanky! This weeks guest sponsor is Teesside Dementia Link Services
This week Ted and Mala discuss which cartoon flange really gets them going and have an in depth debate about the rules of wearing a face mask (kindly provided by Teesside Dementia Link Services). The show also features Ted and Mala's special Boro Player Awards, and an uplifting message from the main man himself .... Neil Warlock.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Pybo is in big trouble!
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Motivational Piano Background Music by Nikita Lukyanov | https://soundcloud.com/lukyanovnikita
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Its Episode 55 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'Mr Miff Tickler' ... Ted Hanky!
Sponsored by cocksonsocks.com
This week Ted and Mala discuss the ever depleting Middlesbrough F.C squad, the mystery white van on Redcar beach, and Ted's journey so far through the stages of becoming a vicar.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with a FANTASTIC episode ... Pybo is on a very famous TV quiz show.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and also Chris Lumb for voicework.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Lurking Sloth', & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Its Episode 54 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'The Beast of the North East' ... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss the Golden Eagle closing down, E-Scooters, their brand new invention 'Electric Jeans', and Ted's vocation to join the priesthood. Plus loads more waffle!
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another cracking episode from Redcar beach and Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Its Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss the optimum age of a MILF, the difficulty of directing your wee straight after a scuttle, Boro's two league defeats, the secret behind Wigan Athletics pending administration, Mala's new job, and Ted's application for the vacant lead singer role in top UK band Kasabian.
Plus, the Offshore Boys with another splendid episode... Pybo's on a date.
Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
Additional credits this week to Chris Giles and Craig Jones
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Its Episode 52 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own slice nibbler Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala talk about: Middlesbrough's win, Neil Warlock, Rudy Gestede, fake crowd noise, George Michael, Stevie Vickers, bin dipping, and loads of other tripe!
Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Be on the next show, leave a question by calling this number: 07955750211
Plus, the Offshore Boys feature yet again with another classic episode.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
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Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Vacaciones by Mike Leite | https://soundcloud.com/mikeleite
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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