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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Denim in the Dugout
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Its Episode 68 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough Man Mountain... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala talk about the Boro's recent run of form, the recent decline of wisdom in the the worky mens clubs, and they have an in depth discussion on todays football manager fashion trends.... they even play a little song about it.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and also The HumDrum Express for sharing 'Denim in the Dugout' with the show - Watch the video here
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Equinox' by Purrple Cat | https://purrplecat.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Shark Tuna
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Its Episode 67 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bell Whiff... Ted Hanky!
This week Mala presents his new range of exclusive Teesside Tuna and Ted announces a competition where you the listener can win a signed Ted mug.
This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Equinox' by Purrple Cat | https://purrplecat.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Track N' Tracy
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Its Episode 66 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by B.A. Bigknackers ... Mr Ted Hanky!
Ted and Mala's discussions points this week .... can a chocolate bar determine your sexuality?, robotic milk deliveries from the Milk Defence League, and conspiracy theories such as Welsh Elvis and Hairier 51.
This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Rockcliffe Files
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Its Episode 65 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by hairy lemon knackers himself ... Mr Ted Hanky!
After a weeks break from recording Ted and Mala return to discuss their concerns about the local lockdown boundaries - why Boro and Hartlepool .... and not Redcar? They also chat about Middlesbrough's start to the season so far, and Mala's problems with loan payments ...(which funnily enough is why there was no show last week).
This weeks episode also features a new fly on the wall docusoap from behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club and cleverly titled ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big 'Offshore' Wedding!
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Its Episode 64 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by old dangly balls himself ... Mr Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss sneaking into the Boro match, famous people who have had their Monarchy honours removed, and analyse Boro's latest signing Chubby Akapoo.
Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's big wedding day to Pybo's Mam.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Boys Stag Do!
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Its Episode 63 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Emerson's doppleganger ... Mr Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala reflect on the Watford v Boro match, question 'who is Banksy?' .... and Mala has been nicking peoples parcels.
Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's long awaited stag do .... but where does Pybo and the lads take him?
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Circus Theme Ragtime Version' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Daylight' by JayJen | https://soundcloud.com/jayjenmusic
'UPBEAT 2' by Aries Beats | https://soundcloud.com/aries4rce
'Disco Attempt 1' by TeknoAXE | http://teknoaxe.com
'Beach by MBB' | https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
'No? Yeah!' by LiQWYD | https://www.instagram.com/liqwyd
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Djokovic's Balls
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Its Episode 62 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by notorious gooch moocher ... Mr Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala chat about the upcoming footy season, the new Boro hunk, Djokovic's balls, and prostitution based TV shows
Also, another ace episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... Barry and Pybo hit the gym.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Daylight' by JayJen | https://soundcloud.com/jayjenmusic
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Womb 101
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Its Episode 61 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by the lean mean bean flicker ... Mr Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala discuss a number of their pet hates ... should they go into Womb 101 and be banished forever or be allowed to still exist in the world today?
Also, another brill episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... could there be a wedding on the cards for Barry and Pybo's Mam?
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - From Russia With...Mala
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Its Episode 60 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's hairiest ball bag... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted shares his new invention to help those poor people escaping their countries to come to the UK, Mala has been unknowingly assassinating Russian politicians, and Nasir's new business venture sounds like a proper pain in the arse ... quite literally!
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another TOP episode where Barry has some life changing news for Pybo.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US

Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Alien Bellwhiff
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Its Episode 59 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's greatest knacker nut ... Ted Hanky!
This week Mala shares a mysterious encounter he wants to forget, Neil Warlock gives us an update on moving to the area, and Ted reveals Nasir's new business venture ... 'Radio Nasir'.
Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode where Pybo is throwing a house warming party.
Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US