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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Serpent
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha.
The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Productions'.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.. please help.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Burnt Pubes
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through their New Year Resolutions for 2021.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files .... and it's the return of Tony Pubeless.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - XMAS SPECIAL - Father Wiffmas
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL
Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie Gibson is visited by 3 ghosts, and The Offshore Boys celebrate Christmas in style ... Weeelll offshore style mind.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Banjo's Unite', & 'Jammin' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Christmas Is Coming' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/
'Krampus Is Here' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
'Soar' by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley
'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' by Yoshinori Tanaka / 田中 芳典 | https://soundcloud.com/yoshinori-tanaka-guitar
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SFX by Zapsplat.com

Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Boys Are Back In Town
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Episode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician named after one of history's most infamous villains, and the lads are visited from two local legends who have been away working offshore ... 3 on / 3 off mind!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Illegal Love Hearts
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Episode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic sport.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Malevolaughs' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Santa’s Tricks' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -Ted's Top 5
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone on Teesside.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Malevolaughs' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Waterfall by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Original Trailer Music to The Wolf of Wall Street
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Berwick Hills Cop
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Episode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir Productions.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Waterfall by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Original Trailer Music to The Wolf of Wall Street
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Norton Bad Mams
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Episode 71 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Ted tells us about his time spent on the film set of 'Neighbours' and also promotes his new food bank fundraiser show ... but Mala has a charity idea of his own ... involving milk ... specifically breast milk.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Safe in Your Arms' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big Cure
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Episode 70 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Ted has turned down 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' ... but why? The lads discuss a new way products should be advertised on TV and Ted's allotment is the key to the cure for COVID.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Sun and Clouds by | e s c p | https://escp-music.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Billog's Millions
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Its Episode 69 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's No 1 Toss Pot ... Ted Hanky!
This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent exploits trick or treating, Ted's new lockdown 121 for Mums in the park, and Thornaby's recent award of 25 million quid .... ahead of Billingham.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US