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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners questions are answered open and honestly!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay'3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Brighter Days Ahead' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com/
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Wednesday Feb 17, 2021
Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank?
Also, Barry and Pybo pop up on The Antiques Roadshow ..... Weeeellll.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'The Antiques Roadshow Theme Tune' - composed by Paul Reade and Tim Gibson, and published by Air Edel
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week.
First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of the show for his own new cop drama 'Mallard'. The mans a crank!
..... It's still a great show though :)
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Children Of The Stars' by Electronic Senses | https://soundcloud.com/electronicsenses
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'.
This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro docu-soap 'The Rockcliffe Files' where Neil Warlock and Stevie Gibbo are introducing two new players to the match day squad.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship.
Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a beauty!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Miss Summer by Roa Music | https://soundcloud.com/roa_music1031
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths!
The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda'
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha.
The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Productions'.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.. please help.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through their New Year Resolutions for 2021.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files .... and it's the return of Tony Pubeless.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL
Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie Gibson is visited by 3 ghosts, and The Offshore Boys celebrate Christmas in style ... Weeelll offshore style mind.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Banjo's Unite', & 'Jammin' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Christmas Is Coming' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/
'Krampus Is Here' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
'Soar' by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley
'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' by Yoshinori Tanaka / 田中 芳典 | https://soundcloud.com/yoshinori-tanaka-guitar
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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