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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship.
Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a beauty!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Miss Summer by Roa Music | https://soundcloud.com/roa_music1031
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths!
The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda'
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.
You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha.
The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Productions'.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.. please help.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through their New Year Resolutions for 2021.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files .... and it's the return of Tony Pubeless.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL
Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie Gibson is visited by 3 ghosts, and The Offshore Boys celebrate Christmas in style ... Weeelll offshore style mind.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton
CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Banjo's Unite', & 'Jammin' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Christmas Is Coming' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/
'Krampus Is Here' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
'Soar' by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley
'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' by Yoshinori Tanaka / 田中 芳典 | https://soundcloud.com/yoshinori-tanaka-guitar
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
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SFX by Zapsplat.com
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Episode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician named after one of history's most infamous villains, and the lads are visited from two local legends who have been away working offshore ... 3 on / 3 off mind!
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Episode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic sport.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Malevolaughs' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
'Santa’s Tricks' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone on Teesside.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Malevolaughs' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Waterfall by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Original Trailer Music to The Wolf of Wall Street
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Episode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'
It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir Productions.
The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal
Waterfall by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Original Trailer Music to The Wolf of Wall Street
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US