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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Sep 27, 2024
Sep 27, 2024
1hr 3 min
It's a special episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast this week as I welcome stand up comedian turned author Micky P Kerr to the show.
You may remember Micky from when he got to the final of Britain's Got Talent, Micky is a huge football fan and he has now written a book called 'Football The Peoples Shame : How to Revolutionise a National Sport'
You can pre-order / purchase the book from Amazon here: https://amzn.eu/d/9KZHRSS
DISCLAIMER - It's quite a serious podcast this week so don't expect the usual silliness.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Micky P Kerr for guesting on the show.
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Sep 20, 2024
Sep 20, 2024
29 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Join Ted and Mala as they rummage through Ted's inherited vinyl collection .... not for the easily offended.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Sep 13, 2024
Sep 13, 2024
31 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the some very amusing stories in this weeks tabloids and news sites from around the world.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Sep 6, 2024
Sep 6, 2024
30 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss Oasis tickets, influencers, and a supermarket tug ... a Gentleman's W*ank!
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Aug 28, 2024
Aug 28, 2024
31 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the Oasis reunion, festivals, and revamping old TV shows.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Aug 23, 2024
Aug 23, 2024
31 min
After a lengthy hiatus The Ted Hanky Podcast finally returns! 🙌
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss snidey football kits, are footy clubs having our eyes out, the recent riots in Middlesbrough, and what could a new Ted & Mala government look like!
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Nov 28, 2023
Nov 28, 2023
33 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast !
Join Ted and Mala as they debate .... WHO IS BEST? STALLONE OR ARNIE???
A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel.
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇
Did you know you can also sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info 👉 Join the Patreon
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Produced by Eye To Eye Entertainment.
https://www.eyetoeyeents.com/
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Nov 10, 2023
Nov 10, 2023
38 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast !
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss everything they love about WWF wrestling.
Mikey D also makes his podcast debut with the new feature, 'Mikey D's Top Five'.
A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel.
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
Did you know you can also sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info 👉 Join the Patreon
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Produced by Eye To Eye Entertainment.
https://www.eyetoeyeents.com/
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Nov 1, 2023
Nov 1, 2023
31 min
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast !
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the classic film Gremlins.
A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel.
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
Did you know you can also sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info 👉 Join the Patreon
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Produced by Eye To Eye Entertainment.
https://www.eyetoeyeents.com/
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!

Oct 25, 2023
Oct 25, 2023
52 min
Nice one .... The Ted Hanky Podcast is back!
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their favourite nights out in the late 90's/early 00's.
A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel.
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
Did you know you can also sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info 👉 Join the Patreon
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance
Produced by Eye To Eye Entertainment.
https://www.eyetoeyeents.com/
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
