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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE š https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as āVery Vic & Bobā by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Friday Oct 24, 2025
Friday Oct 24, 2025
š„ The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK ā and itās **LAST MAM STANDING**!
Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Whoāll be crowned the ultimate Mam?
š§ Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube ā https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And donāt forget to follow the channel š)
š¬ Join in
Who should enter the next bracket? Comment your Mam nominations and local legends.
ā Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi ā https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month, Ted could keep up his āBush Babesā subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
š£ Please share the show with anyone whoāll enjoy itācheers! š
Ā
š Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
š¤ Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton ā https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
š Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
ā ļø Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of āyou know warra meanās. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.
Friday Oct 03, 2025
Friday Oct 03, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss the impending interstellar visitor to our solar system, 3i Atlas. Is it aliens? or is it just a comet. Plus ... a good chat about the Boro and Peptides too.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Sep 19, 2025
Friday Sep 19, 2025
This week Ted announces he's back on the dating apps and Mala has a rant about Aunt Bessie's Puddings.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Jul 18, 2025
Friday Jul 18, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss the appointment of new Boro Manager Rob Edwards, the Oasis Tour, and Day Disco's!
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Jun 20, 2025
Friday Jun 20, 2025
This week, Ted's Mam Barbara drops in unannounced ... with a special guest.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss annoying Tik Toker's, and a rather interesting idea for fan experience days with Middlesbrough footballers - past and present.
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday May 16, 2025
Friday May 16, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss Ted's cruise, food vloggers, dance offs on the India / Pakistan border, and the new Pope!
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Mar 28, 2025
Friday Mar 28, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss robotic shopping deliveries, Thomas Tuchel's big ear, and the annoying common phrases used by all the Divvy's, Doyle's, and Bell Whiff's of Teesside.Ā
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
This week Ted rants about his holiday to Scutlins and his latest fitness adventure called "LAIZE" ... but he's also MEGA CHUFFED by his new celebrity follower .... who could it be???
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
This week Ted and Mala discuss the return of Trump and Day Raves š
Ā
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here šĀ YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel š
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
āļø You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here š
CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
NB: If every listener donated Ā£3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... Ā help a marra out.
Ā
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU š
Ā
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.Ā
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE :Ā https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT:Ā https://tedhankytshirts.com/
Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.Ā Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!