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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Market Mowbray
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode fifteen of his 'Naff Co 54' of a plodcast - 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted gives an emotional opening speech about the recent Sheff Wed defeat and is joined in the studio by Big Fat Julie's brother in law Mala as they talk about a number of their Dragons Den business ideas, Stockton's very own Market Mowbray, bonus balling George Friend's pubes online, and the real reason why Mala has been banned from the Riverside .... plus loads of other cack a poo poo to get your lugs wrapped around.
Featuring a fair amount of the usual bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a porky tail toucher you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Adrian Mulgrew for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'silly intro' and 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'No?Yeah!' by LiQWYD | https://www.instagram.com/liqwyd
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Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mad Head Greg
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode fourteen of his depressingly average plopcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted chats with "The Worlds Best Folk Singer" Greg Husband about his music, his God given title and the name 'Greg' - plus Ted advertises a few more tracks off his soon to be released compilation album and his sponsorship with Boro Trackies.
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha! - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a randy bum prodder you can buy Ted a coffee here:
https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Gregory Husband for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
NoWay3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - David "Ball Bag " Smith
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode thirteen of his pretty decent plopcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted chats with Hull comedian and bong eyed ball bag David Smith about his dirty eating habits, his crazy flange wife, and Chip Spice .... amongst other drivel!
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha! - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a proper nob nosher you can buy Ted a coffee here:
https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to David Smith for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Boring Barlow
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twelve of his pretty decent plopcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted chats with Gary Barlow about his Take That days, weight loss, and Robbie Williams being a nob.
Also, due to Mala not turning up for the podcast recording .... AGAIN! ... Ted drafts in a rather unexpected replacement.
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha! - (not for the easily offended ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a proper gooch tickler you can buy Ted a coffee here:
https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Chris Giles & Jim McMaster for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Sir David Atten-Boro
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode eleven of his s-hit plodcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week's episode features a very special, dark, personal, never heard before interview with National Treasure, Sir David Attenboro!
Ted also discusses the historic 'Battle of Stockton' and answers your usual fan questions on everything and anything that is utter cack, offensive, and highly irrelevant!
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha! - (not for the easily offended)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes ... and if your feeling like a proper ball sack you can buy Ted a coffee here:
https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Chris Giles for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fran's Fringe
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode ten of his s-hit plodcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'. Following record breaking download numbers and almost breaking into the 'Top Ten Comedy Podcast Interview Charts' on iTunes this week, Ted is joined by Middlesbrough comedian Fran Garrity. Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe Fran and Ted talk all things festival, all things comedy, all things football, and most things crap!
Ted also answers your usual fan questions on everything and anything that is utter cack, offensive, and irrelevant!
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha!
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes ... and if your feeling like a proper testicle face you can buy Ted a coffee here:
https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Fran Garrity and Charlie Hopkinson for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Trading Card Tony
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode nine of his s-hit plodcast ... this week Ted is joined by Trading Card Tony as they brake the podcast mould and open football trading cards live on air whilst also recording the moment on film.
Ted also reads out some Boro fan messages about recent Middlesbrough results and he answers your usual fan questions on everything and anything that is utter cack and highly irrelevant!
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha!
Please like and share ... and if your feeling like a proper dingle doyle you can buy Ted a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Trading Card Tony, Chris Lumb Comedy, and Charlie Hopkinson for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Blackmore's Thighs
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode eight of his hit plodcast ... this week Ted is joined by Man Utd arse piece Mike Ryder as they talk Robbo, Anderson, Blackmore, league positions, plus more .... Ted also plays 'Refer or Defer' with acting God - Sir Sean Connery... and Ted answers your usual fan questions on everything and anything that is utter cack and highly irrelevant!
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha!
Please like and share ... and if your feeling like a proper piss pot you can buy Ted a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Chris Giles for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Tantric Bucking
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Ultimate Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode seven of his hit plodcast... this time Ted is joined by future Mayor of Teesside Billy Mac to discuss Billys promo policies, his shady past, fallen nightclubs, tantric bucking, and Ted plays new game 'Refer and Defer' with Big Fat Julie's brother Mala .... plus Ted Talks Luton v Boro and answers the usual fan questions about everything and anything.
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha!
Please like and share ... and if your feeling like a proper ass wipe you can buy Ted a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Adrian Mulgrew for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Jul 31, 2019
The Ted Hanky Podcast - Big Jack
Wednesday Jul 31, 2019
Wednesday Jul 31, 2019
Ultimate Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC uber fan Ted Hanky returns with episode six of his hit plodcast... this time Ted is joined by North East comedian and musician Jack Johnson as they discuss Sunderland, Love Island, dietary needs, and play new game 'Refer and Defer' .... plus we hear a new promo campaign from the future Mayor of Teesside Billy Mac, and Ted answers your usual fan questions.
Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha!
Please like and share ... and if your feeling like a proper bean head you can buy Ted a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Jack Johnson (AKA Jack Fox) for additional material.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Music 'silly intro'by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Beach by MBB | https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
Pink Cadillac by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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