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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes

Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Santa's Baccy Drop
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
Ted returns with episode twenty five of his slightly good podcastle - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Brighton Alternative Comedian Bex Turner about Alternative Comedy, Hipster Vegans, Northern Wallpaper, and Jet from Gladiators - plus, Santa Claus pops in to do a baccy drop off and a local Teesside business advertises their services for the first time.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "frisky horn hound" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Bex Turner for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Bye Bye Brain', & 'Deck the Halls' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Campfire by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mala's Yorkshire Rage
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty four of his proper bob on podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Big Fat Julies brother Mala about a recent altercation involving some Yorkshire rage, the band The Killers coming to the Riverside Stadium, Christmas decorations, some new merchandise ideas, and the current state of Woodgate's Boro.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "frisky horn hound" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'I’m Not What I Thought' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
'Premonition of Tomorrow' by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon
'Brighten your Day' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Julian Lee
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
Teesside Sex Machine and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted Hanky - returns with episode twenty three of his half decent podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Newcastle comedian Julian Lee about a number of interesting discussion points such as... joke theft, the name Julian, dad jokes, and the Toon F.C. Ted tries a few new pun jokes himself, announces a new exciting sponsor of the show, and we hear a political campaign from Billy Mac as he plans to bring back 'The Hitman & Her' to Stockton.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "stodgy tit fiddler" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Julian Lee for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Dramatic Interlude', & 'Life of a Dog' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'Beach' by MBB | https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
Motivational Piano Background Music by Nikita Lukyanov | https://soundcloud.com/lukyanovnikita
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Edy Hurst
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Legendary Teessider and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted 'The Red' Hanky - returns with episode twenty two of his MINT podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to "Wild Man" of comedy Edy Hurst about musical comedy, loop pedalling, kettle plants, the 'Pastry Heckler', and the state of the Um Bongo facilities in the Congo.... plus other tripe.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "wild money throwing mad person" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Edy Hurst for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Life of a Dog' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Jack Gleadow
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Legendary Teesside "big dog" and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty one of his proper beauty podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to multi award winning Hull comedian Jack Gleadow about his career so far, his influences, his Edinburgh show .... and then go proper off track as they pitch various inventions and game show ideas between each other - such as Zombie Gloves, Celebrity Skiddies, and a much improved version of hit darts gameshow 'Bullseye'.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous biffa you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Jack Gleadow (instagram) & Charlie Hopkinson (YouTube) for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'Folk Tango' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Summer Breeze' by FSM Team
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Viv Anderson's Moustache
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Legendary Teesside swordsman and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty of his "Class in a Glass" podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Mala (Big Fat Julie's Brother in Law) about the Bonfire Plot, Viv Anderson's moustache, Karate Kid Part 15, Jeff Winter working on the doors, and lying tables.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a right Neil Buchanon you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Adrian Mulgrew for additional material.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'Business / Corporate' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Live Stand Up Halloween Special
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Teesside Biffa and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode nineteen of his industry renowned chodcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week is a super special one! Not only does it have a Halloween theme with special guests Christopher Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Teds Manager Bobby Delvechio, it also features live recordings from Ted's sell out headline gig in Middlesbrough a few days ago featuring a whole host of special guests!
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a daft wazzack you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Chris Giles, Jim McMaster, Adrian Mulgrew, & Chris Lumb for additional characters and material, and not forgetting a big thanks to The Laughing Pug Comedy Club for allowing the recording of the live bits of the show.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Halloween Theme 1' and 'Halloween Theme 2' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Vaginal Silencer
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Teesside hunk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode eighteen of his proper mad prodcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted is joined by both Jose Mourinho and Tyson Fury. Topics of discussion this week range from sex goggles, vaginal silencers, soiling at the soft play, priest listeners, and Ted answers the listeners questions.
Featuring a fair amount of the usual bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a daft wazzack you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Chris Giles for impressions and the additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' and 'Vladimir' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'The Dark Knight' by Serge Narcissoff | https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoff
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Lil' Matty
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Teesside Sex Bomb and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode seventeen of his pretentious flopcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted is joined by Laughing Pug Comedy Club promoter and comedian Matty Oxley as they delve into hot topics such as disability, John Merrick, football racism, and share some rather embarrassing stories with each other. A proper belter of a show!
Featuring a fair amount of the usual bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a spicy horndog you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Matty Oxley from The Laughing Pug for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'silly intro' and 'bye bye brain' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Upbeat Acoustic Fun' by Serge Narcissoff | https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoff
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Short & Sh!te
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode sixteen of his snidy poddlecast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
A shorter than normal show as Ted is on his holidays and doesn't quite have the technical capabilities he normally has at hand ... or guests.
This week Ted can't get a particular Boro song out of his head and puts a call out for any special celeb guests who'd like to be on the show - in particular those Geordie Shore flange ones!
Featuring a fair amount of the usual bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a randy meat slicer you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky.
Special thanks to Charlie Hopkinson for additional material
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... ya Doyle's.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'silly intro' and 'Thorn Horn' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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