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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
It's episode 38 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own smash owt Smoggie , Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is accused of panic buying, Mala kicks off about the club being closed, and Ted plays a recording from the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'.
As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous Frank Queu-poo you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing and performance content and Chris Lumb for voice work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
It's episode thirty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Beardre Barlow , Ted Hanky.
This week Ted visits Nasir's Spice Station where he bears witness to panic pinchers looting the place, Mala talks pirated Panini stickers and Doriva Coaches, and both lads settle down to play another game of 'SNAPPO', this time picking their worst ever Middlesbrough 11 players !
As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Dirty Derek Whyte you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
It's episode thirty six of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Miff Mangler, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala come to you live from the TCFH - the 'Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital' (Teds shed) because Big Fat Julie is having an Ann Summers party and kicked him out. Mala has been out and about panic pinching from supermarkets, Ted brings up the mysterious 'Big t' again, and they both settle down to play a game of 'SNAPPO' again, this time picking their best ever Middlesbrough foreign 11 - players who are now deemed as one of our own!
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Vladimir Kinder Egg you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Cheerful Whistling' by FM-Freemusic
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Its episode thirty five of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own sexual demon, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala discuss the new Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital set up in Teds shed, Ted launches 'Ted Tours .... Tour Teesside The Ted Way', and they both pick their best 11 Middlesbrough players by the quality of haircut alone in a new game called 'SNAPPO!'.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like the love child of Uwe Fuchs you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Lurking Sloth' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Its episode thirty four of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own flange flipper, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about celebrities who worked at South Cleveland Garages, Mala's suspicions about the mysterious 'Big T', Ted describes how the creation of the first Atomic Bomb links back to Billingham (true story), and the Redcar Robot (The Ironopolis Giant) selects 1994 as the year to discuss.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like the love child of Uwe Fuchs you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Bittersweet Song' by Electronic Senses | https://soundcloud.com/electronicsenses
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Its episode thirty three of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush nibbler himself, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about the offshore lads and the bad rep the press give them ... they pour their hearts out about Boro's pathetic performance against Luton Town, and Ted introduces a new futuristic member to the podcast team ..... The IRONOPOLIS GIANT!
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Hans Van Nipple Nipper you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
NoWay3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Its episode thirty two of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teessides very own Parsnip Pusher himself, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala talk Trump's peaches, leaving Europe, aliens using WAP technology, an idea for a new game show based on the French Fire Fighter scraps with the Bizzies, and 'Ted & Mala Productions' launch their very own fast food delivery service called 'Just Meat'.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like Rudy Voller you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
NoWay3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Its episode thirty one of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own 'Lover of the Bush' Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala talk 90's fashion, clubbing in The Mall, Ugo Boss Aftershave from Doggy Market, stiltwalkers, and answer questions such as "why is the house phone called the landline?" and "Why did Ted really get kicked out of the Riverside Stadium on Saturday?"
Also, 'Ted & Mala Productions' launch their very own self help sleep guide called 'Sparked Out' and Middlesbrough comedy promoter Matty Oxley drops in to plug some big upcoming comedy nights.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like the gooch of Phil Mitchell you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to The Laughing Pug Comedy Club and Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
NoWay3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Mare Tranquillitatis by | e s c p | https://escp-music.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Its episode thirty of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own tit tickler - Ted Hanky.
This week Ted discusses with Mala the huge news on everyone's lips .... The Teesside Earthquake! That's right, the huge natural disaster that hit our region on Thursday 23rd January at 6am .... rumour has it a feature film is now on the horizon, and Ted has the trailer.
Mala also shares his latest money making scheme 'Vegan Pick n Mix', informs us why the pop group Ace of Base wrote the song "All that she wants", applauds Fight Club with Leo Percovich, and reveals the real secrets behind Chinese 5G.
Ted also counts down the Top 5 hunky fella's over the age of 50.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Rowdy Roddy Ragamuffin you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Dark Knight', and 'Bye Bye Brain' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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'The Wizard' by Paul Hardcastle
Reservoir Media Management (Label) (on behalf of Chrysalis Records); UNIAO
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Its episode twenty nine of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's majestic arse piece Ted Hanky.
This week Ted talks to award winning comedian and Teesside lass Catherine Young about her days as a club singer, vegans, growing up near Ayresome Park, and the strip club benefits of her massive bum bum ... plus loads more drivel.
Ted also performs his new song 'Wash Your Gooch Gooch Gooch' and counts down the Top 10 list of famous sexy Glamour Nana's.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous pervert you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Catherine Young Comedy for additional content (click name for Facebook page).
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Circus Theme', and 'Bye Bye Brain' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
'The Wizard' by Paul Hardcastle
Reservoir Media Management (Label) (on behalf of Chrysalis Records); UNIAO
'Agadoo instrumental' by Phil Kelsall
Party Dance Night - Phil Kelsall at the Wurlitzer Organ of the Tower Ballroom, Blackpool (1985)