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An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
It's episode 45 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky.
This week Mala surprises Ted with a lovely sentimental gift he's stolen from Ted's all time favourite nightclub - The Mall in Stockton.
Nasa's new Joe Wicks style business idea is discussed in great detail, and the lads also debate if the A66 could be utilised as a dog racing track during these quiet times of lockdown?
Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live 10pm on Wednesday night.
You can watch last weeks interview with Donald Trump here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, references to drug taking, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Chill' by Sakura Hz | https://soundcloud.com/sakurahertz
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
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Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
It's episode 44 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own shifty shufty shafter Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is accused of using charity money to purchase a gold statue of Boro Legend Uwe Fuchs for his pond, the boys discuss Mala's new screen play 'The Return of The Video Man', and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live on Wednesday night. You can watch last weeks interview with Donald Trump here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, references to drug taking, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Dramatic Interlude' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Dark Knight' by Serge Narcissoff
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
It's episode 43 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own nik nak paddy whack Ted Hanky.
This week the boys discuss Mala's theory on the disappearance of Kim Jong-Un, Trumps disinfectant drinks, and a rather strange (and offensive) excursion trip where you can pay to live like a homeless person. Ted also plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch previous weeks here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a skip flap jock strap you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
It's episode 42 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own plank yanker Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala discuss lockdown grassers, a revised Seven Wonders of the World (based on Teesside), Mikkel Beck's Exhibition match at the Riverside against old Boro players, and the petition that's been started for Ted and Mala to be commentators for this match. Plus, Bobby Delvechio swings by with an update on gigs and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch previous weeks here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like an sexy cod piece you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Chris Lumb for voice over work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
It's episode 41 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own pasty smasher, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala discuss a new and much better version of Homes Under The Hammer, Mala gives his top tips for self isolation, Ted talks about online church services, and plays you a clip from the new, soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'.
No questions this week as Ted is doing a live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch last weeks here:
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like an sweaty bell whiff you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Chris Lumb for voice over work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Banjo's Unite' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
It's episode 40 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush buster, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is upset that he now has to 'virtual dog' online, Mala puts out a plea to the folk of Middlesbrough to STAY HOME and stop being Doyle's, and a new member from Yarm joins the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)' for the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' weekly meeting.
No questions this week as Ted is doing a live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like an aniseed twirl you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance and Chris Lumb for voice over work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Degenerate Blues', & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
It's episode 39 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own randy roustabout , Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is overwhelmed by the response to his new Joe Wicks style fitness workout video, Mala shares his Netflix recommendations and new flavoured Fifty Bob beer, and Ted plays the recording from the second part of the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'.
As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a hunky chunky almond you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing / performance and Chris Lumb for voice work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Trash FM', & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
It's episode 38 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own smash owt Smoggie , Ted Hanky.
This week Ted is accused of panic buying, Mala kicks off about the club being closed, and Ted plays a recording from the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'.
As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous Frank Queu-poo you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing and performance content and Chris Lumb for voice work.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'The Vikings' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
It's episode thirty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Beardre Barlow , Ted Hanky.
This week Ted visits Nasir's Spice Station where he bears witness to panic pinchers looting the place, Mala talks pirated Panini stickers and Doriva Coaches, and both lads settle down to play another game of 'SNAPPO', this time picking their worst ever Middlesbrough 11 players !
As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Dirty Derek Whyte you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
It's episode thirty six of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Miff Mangler, Ted Hanky.
This week Ted and Mala come to you live from the TCFH - the 'Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital' (Teds shed) because Big Fat Julie is having an Ann Summers party and kicked him out. Mala has been out and about panic pinching from supermarkets, Ted brings up the mysterious 'Big t' again, and they both settle down to play a game of 'SNAPPO' again, this time picking their best ever Middlesbrough foreign 11 - players who are now deemed as one of our own!
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a Vladimir Kinder Egg you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by The Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival and comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' & 'Dramatic Interlude' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'NoWay3' by PeriTune | http://peritune.com
'Cheerful Whistling' by FM-Freemusic
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US